Description
Mightiest bird! Mightiest meal! No survivors!
Hide the leftovers and evacuate the kitchen — Gobblezilla has risen! With death rays of cranberry sauce and stuffing shrapnel flying, this bird is serving apocalyptic entree energy. For those who like their Thanksgiving loud, proud, and slightly radioactive. The tri-blend fabric gives it that soft, vintage feel — tough enough to survive Thanksgiving and every wash after. Fitted, durable, and dangerously comfortable. Proceed with gravy caution.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
















































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